Sarah Palin announced Thursday morning in Rome that she had converted to Roman Catholicism. Flanked by the Pope and other Vatican officials, Palin spoke for three minutes and took no questions. In her statement, Palin discussed the importance of tradition and ritual and the solemnity of the majestic robes worn by the clergy. Vatican watchers were quick to speculate that this move might help to distract from the growing unrest about the Pope's possible mishandling of pedophile priests. Will Sarah Palin bring to the Catholic Church what she brought to the Republican Party?
Palin followers were taken by surprise and some questioned how Palin had found the time to study Catholic doctrine and why she would make such a move just as her celebrity career was taking off. Usually unreliable sources reported that she will spend thenext three months at an unnamed convent. A spokesman for the Wasilla Assembly of God did not respond to emails or voice messages. A malleable source in the White House would only say that the President wished the best for Palin and no decisions had been reached on how to repay the Pope.
Meanwhile, a Palin Vanity Fair cover has appeared on the internet.
Thursday, April 01, 2010
Palin Announces Conversion
Boy was I surprised with this NY Times article:
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Bwaaahaaaaahaaaaa!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROFL - good one!
ReplyDelete"A malleable source in the White House would only say that the President wished the best for Palin and no decisions had been reached on how to repay the Pope."
ReplyDeleteFunniest line I've read all day. All week, really.
Well, I am not among the very religious people but I am against most of the religious jokes.
ReplyDeleteThhhhpt!
ReplyDeleteSteve Aufrect, you should be spanked soundly and sent to bed without any dessert.
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny!
And in the past decade, she remains ensnared in the drug habit she does not acknowledge, she chased away nearly her entire family, she has been fired from all employment, she has not produced any list of newspapers, and she continues to deny reality itself by her adherence to the core system error of Christianity itself in that there is literally a gaseous vertebrate found elsewhere "who" saves mankind and its' sinning impotence.
ReplyDeleteSarah is a belligerent ignorant woman.
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