I try to keep track of some of the more interesting google (or other search engine) terms people use to get to this blog. I thought I'd lost a lot. It turned out I was saving them on two different pages with the same name in different places.
- free lebows making out and eating each other - I have no idea what this person was looking for, but I don't think it was to learn about what Victor Lebow thought about consumerism. Though that continues to be one of the most popular pages.
- hawk milk chocolate brown with white spots - this one maybe got what she was looking for. It went to the page of the Northern Hawk Owl flying into the window.
- how to tell the age of moose - I didn't have this answer on the page (or any other) that talked about narratives people have about wild animals in town.
- the neighbors have linksys too how do i know what one is mine - This person should have gotten what she sought on the hijacked linksys router post.
- what do army think of peace corps - sorry, didn't have that answer on the page the person got on a returned peace corps volunteer dinner.
- sex porno ropi- I saved this for you Ropi. I didn't know you were a porn start too. This person got the post on Eliot Spitzer.
- members of congress with obsessive-compulsive - This one got to How Many Black Members of Congress, but it didn't have such specific information. This one also gets a fair number of hits.
- how get wire across two buildings - if this person read the whole post on the movie Man on Wire he would have gotten the answer - use a bow and arrow.
- when is peter's sushi opened (from Tennessee) - This person surely was disappointed to learn that since the fire peter's sushi isn't open ever.
- famous people born in 2009 may 13 - I'm afraid my page on famous people born in 1909 doesn't include people who haven't been born yet. Here are a couple more ways people got to that page:
- first born famous people - interesting question, but I didn't have that information in the post
- known famous people - as opposed to, what, unknown famous people? It's easy to be flip like that, but if I think a little I can usually find an explanation. Maybe he was just being careful hoping to find at least one of the terms.
- why was the vice president oath longer than the presidential oath when the vice present doesn't do as much? - I didn't notice, but it's a good question. And the post on the duties of the vice president, the most popular in the last month (seems like there most be a lot of school assignments on this topic) won't help.
- why are the requirements for president and vice president the same - again, no answer on the vice presidential duties post for this person. How about using a little logic?
- what do wolves do in the morning - got to morning snacks. Definitely didn't get the answer there.
- give me an arugment that oil and gas won't effect who - Is this a school assignment? This one got to the AGIA post.
- conocophillips 2008 donations - this hit came from a Shell Services International ISP and got to a page that has some of that information, the one asking what made Conocophillip Employees Volunteers so Atypical?
- istj's in fbi - This one got to the post on the first, redacted version of Chad Joy's complaint where I speculated that if Joy was an istj it would explain some of his behavior. Out of curiosity I checked to see what else this person found in her google search and I learned that a high percent of government and law enforcement employees were istj.
- how long does it usually take for the fbi to come to someones house - Mary Beth, Chad? You want to answer this? I didn't have the answer. Not sure which post that mentioned the FBI this person got.
- yeti skin lere ozel blogspot 2007 anal seven - This one is from Ankara, Turkey. Catherine, is this something that can be published in polite company? They got to a post on the Anchorage restaurant Yak and Yeti ,
Not what he was looking for I suspect.
Always enjoy reading these.
ReplyDeleteThe Turkish isn't really worse than sex porno ropi, and its anglicization (or Googlification) is oddly charming. With a little poetic license, you could translate "yeti skin lere" as "four a dolt eyes."
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