WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a television appearance on Sunday, the leading Senate Republican warned President Obama “in no uncertain terms” against doing anything in his remaining three hundred and forty days in office. “The President should be aware that, for all intents and purposes, his term in office is already over,” Mitch McConnell said on Fox News. “It’s not the time to start doing things when you have a mere eight thousand one hundred and sixty hours left.”McConnell continues to astound me. He's concerned, among many things, about the president nominating a successor to Scalia, a constitutional 'originalist.' Let's look, Mitch, at what the constitution's Article II, Section 1, Clause 1 says about the president's term of office:
"The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows" [emphasis added].Sounds like a little legislative activism to try to cut the president's term to three years.
But consider the source. Here's McConnell back in December 2010:
"Our top political priority over the next two years should be to deny President Obama a second term."His job the last five years has been to obstruct the operations of the United States of America. This seems to be the key plank of the Republican Party's platform.
Well, even with two years to do it, McConnell couldn't deny Obama that second term, and now it seems his top priority is to deny President Obama the fourth year of that term. The constitution be damned.
Babies are conceived and born in less than a year. Ask any mother how long just nine months is.